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Anyway, while I was gone it seems that the
real E.T. was found to be living in a trailer:
Mike the Headless
Chicken is dead, but his legacy lives on. This ain’t right.
Make
sure you search Catdirt
for hidden links.
Play 5
Finger Fillet. Clue: The maze is NOT the game. That just
shows up while the real game is loading.
At
my work, we get tons of wrong number calls. When this happens,
the standard procedure is to use the Bill
Lumbergh voice to tell them, “Um yeeaah, that’s
something that we don’t ‘handle.’ I think you’re going to have
to call this other number here, mkay? Great.”
“Who
are the marketing geniuses that came up with that
one?”
San Fernando, you know you’re in trouble.
I guess this is what you call a layover.
Can anyone explain this
to me? Am I out of the loop?
Freak in the mist.
2. Move your head toward the dot.
3. Move your head away.
4. Repeat
Well she’s been at the top of this age for a
while until I find something else worthy, but here you can find
out more about the infamous Bush
twins.
I say lock them all
up.
Yet another case of little league rage.
How long have you been a heterosexual?
Other than that, Weeeeeee!
Woman: “Honey,
get a picture of me petting this man-eating killer in the midst
of devouring a whale carcass.”
Man: “Okay dear, just back up a little bit.”
Woman: “Here, why don’t I just climb on top the dead
whale. Is that better?”
Man: “Perfect sweetie. Say cheese.”
I swear I don’t actually search out these ghost
links that I always post. They sort of just come my way. It’s a
gift. I don’t own it.
So maybe Springer really isn’t
fake?
Fuck. I’m late for work…….
Worship
at the Temple
of Black Jesus (if the site works).
Copykat.com
has listings of recipes from lots of restaurants. Now you can
make fast food not so fast.
Be afraid.
Logication
is a nifty little game (and easily played at work, yay).
Are there any haunted houses in your area?
Find out and submit your own here.
Confused by New Age terms? No
problem.
No speak engrish.
I swear her pic
looks altered.
Okay, so yesterday I read that they banned the
internet, but now they’ve gone too
far. Note to self: Do NOT move to Afghanistan. Pretty
soon the only thing you will be able to do there legally is just
stand in one spot and stare into the air…and pray I guess.
Unless you are a woman, then you’d have to do it wearing this
get up.
And in case you haven’t already been sent it,
and you don’t mind making fun of people less attractive
than me….
This is a nice little playground.
Make sure to check out the links on the left.
Mark Ryden has some of the coolest and trippiest
art ever!
Scary Clowns.
This site is dedicated to stories and x-rays
of people who have shoved foreign
objects up their butts and had to seek medical
attention. It’s really not so gross as it is puzzling. I mean,
how on earth did that one person get that flashlight so far up
there? Good Lord! I bet their belly button was glowing like
E.T.’s finger.
Wow.
It took me a week to post again. I suck. Notice the caption
under the daily picture title. This is to notify certain people
that they can be assured that they are not going to be surprised
by another picture of a guy with “all this white yuck”
coming out of his mouth.
First and
foremost. I’m sure someone somewhere out there somewhere won a
bet on this
news.
I had no idea about how we
were really supposed to ride broomsticks. Read
this. Now if you ask me, I think that’s bullshit. If
anyone can show me an honest-to-goddess picture of a witch
riding a broomstick backwards, please send it to me.
Remember
Nina
Hagen?
Oh how I wish this site
was a
lot bigger.
Nice.
“In a state of confusion (read
fucked up), anything
can happen.”
Oh, and welcome to the
visitors from Pacland.
If you haven’t gone there, you should!
Me
too.
I
haven’t been updating mainly because I’ve developed a thing for
masochism. It’s taken up all my time. I’m addicted to pain. That
pain has a name, and it is Anarchy
Online.
My friend Maddi sent
these:
I could have this site framed.
It needs pictures though.
I thought this was really
interesting. I mean, they really put a lot of effort into it,
and it was well thoght out. Then I realized it was on morons.org,
and I laughed. It was still interesting
though.
Now what I
came across is a lovely
follow-up site to the above one if I do say so myself.
“Can
a demon appear as a slanty-eyed, funny-looking creature? Of
course he can..” – Pat
Robertson.
If I were going to taunt
them, I’d walk behind them doing a dueling banjoes impression
from Deliverance.
How to get anyone
kicked off of Hotmail.
What?
You disobey me? Into the manure
pit with you!
Okay, I’m done. Now to go
reward myself with more pain.
Kleecam
sent me this link. I bet these guys are just tickled
pink when they get a new shot. You are correct Klee.
It’s no Cliff
by any means, but it’s amusing.
Off
to Tennessee for a weekend at my aunt’s lake house. A lot of
people think of the song ‘Tennessee’ by Arrested Development
when I mention that I’m off to Tennessee. But me, I always think
of ‘Rockytop’.
I didn’t really look
around too much today. At least we can rest easy that Babe
will survive the foot-and-mouth slaughter.
I
played here
a lot one night.
Raised by apes: cool.
Raised by wolves: even cooler.
Raised by dogs:
totally uncool.
Someone is going hose-happy.
A
friend sent me the the code for the Prison Bitch Name
Generator.
Has the Burger King food
tampering case finally come to an end?
Kid drowns in Tommy Lee’s swimming pool during
a birthday
party.
I was a telemarketer in high school, so maybe
that’s why I’m just fascinated with these sites:
The Macintosh computer can make a nice aquarium.
I want this.
You can now buy real estate on other planets
and moons. What I don’t understand is how come property
on Io costs more than on our Moon?
Which Flame
Warrior are you?
Notice the amount of search warrants filed to
discover AOL members’ identities…. among
other things.
Popbitch
is almost back in action. I got the newsletter today. Sometimes
I wish I was a Brit.
I’ve never made a desktop theme, but it’s
something that would be fun. If you download Desktop
Architect and get some themes,
you can get inspired. You can also see
the good from the bad. Skinz.org
can be very inspiring as well. My obstacle was finding good sounds. I wanted
cool and simple sounds, but when you do a search for .wav files, you get a
ton of crap sites. I wanted simple sounds that were easy to find. So
yay, I came across this
site. You can type in just about anything, and it or a
link to similar sounds will come up. It’s fun to preview the
sounds in Windows Media Player with the visualizations
on. Now I just gotta make a theme and I’m all set.
Odd and geeky, but sort of interesting
in and odd and geeky sort of way.
This is some really dark humor. I still don’t
really think I like it. I remembered my aunt’s cat used to climb
inside of this big clear glass vase she had and he’d just curl
up in it and seemed to find it relaxing, so I wasn’t completely disturbed.
This site is fun to look at and hilarious at
the same time. Go
there.
- antitelemarketer.com
– make sure to read their tele-tormenting section with tips
on fucking with the telemarketers’ heads. - fighttelemarketing.com
– This guy has made $1800 off of telemarketing companies who
called him when he asked them not to.
- Who has you in their address book. At least
you exist. - Who is retarded enough to open up files
with multiple extensions.
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Okay I’m Back |
| Tuesday, September 18th, 2001 |
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So I went on vacation and then my computer died. Sorry it’s been so long. |
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Fair Verona |
| Wednesday, August 15th, 2001 |
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When you have the time… R0|\/|30 & jU1i3+ |
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Flashturbation |
| Friday, August 10th, 2001 |
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Kill Kill Kill – Hint: Spacebar reloads |
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Nice title there, buddy. |
| Friday, August 3rd, 2001 |
| 1. Stare at the dot in the middle |
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| Pregnant? Need cash? Why don’t you try selling your baby’s name to a corporation. These people are (trying, that is). |
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Pimp yourself |
| Wednesday, August 1st, 2001 |
| See how much you’re worth: Humanforsale.com |
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Short but Sweet |
| Friday, July 27th, 2001 |
| I’ve written a very informative article on Anarchy Online in the games section. |
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I send you this file in order to have your advice |
| Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 |
| The good thing about these viruses that get spread around through e-mail is that you get to find out two things: |
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Shortest weekend ever? |
| Monday, July 23rd, 2001 |
| I wonder what this guy’s new nickname is going to be at school? |
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Ten years later… okay a week later |
| Thursday, July 19th, 2001 |
| I had the Carthedral link ready to go, but Pacland beat me to it yesterday. Curses! That’s what I get for being slack. |
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That’s almost how Mikey died |
| Thursday, July 12th, 2001 |
| A five year-old woofs down a bunch of Shrek flavored Pop Rock ice cream and almost explodes. |
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I lag worse than Anarchy Online |
| Tuesday, July 10th, 2001 |
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Don’t you just love that picture of Jenna Bush? |
| Tuesday, July 3rd, 2001 |
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Getting the right lighting on a cam is a pain. |
| Tuesday, June 27th, 2001 |
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Take me to another place, take me to another land. |
| Saturday, June 23rd, 2001 |
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300 Year-old Hurricane |
| Thursday, June 21st, 2001 |
| Planet Storm is playing on cable in the next room, and it’s very interesting. Coincidentally I was at the Planet Storm video site earlier today. |
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Music |
| Tuesday, June 19th, 2001 |
| This weekend I went to a Cambodian sweet 16 party. There was a bottle of Hennessey on every table, and the band was incredible. On Sunday, I saw Berlin in concert. It was cool, because they started to play covers of Marilyn Manson and Depeche Mode. |
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Yeah. It looks different. |
| Friday, June 15th, 2001 |
| Dude, you are so busted! |
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Lazy |
| Wednesday, June 13th, 2001 |
| I need to update more often. |
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