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Pornographic pages are becoming deleted, and
now you can’t even swear. It took me forever to find some pages
worthy of ogling at. However, I did discover the chat rooms
today, and it seems they work behind my company’s firewall, so
all may not be lost as long as I can keep the logs.

Here’s today’s page:

BP
Werewolves

Previous:

BP_Dictionary
 

 

This is cute:

This is from Imperial_Male‘s
page, but I trimmed down the graphic size and made the DJ
transparent.
 

 

Today’s Page:

How
to Roll a Blunt

 

 

I like this though:

 

One thing I’m worried about is the clash
between the BP section and the Jesus vs The Aliens section.
Worried. Who am I kidding?

Here’s
today’s featured page.

See, when you drink too much Goldschlaga, it
eventually sticks to yo teef.

 

 

I needed to see what was giving them such
problems, so I signed up for BP myself so I could find the
source of their ills and woes. I’m so hip calling it ‘BP’ so
early on in the story, aren’t I? Yes, I am white, and my page is here.

As you can see by my current page, I was helping people with
graphics. I saw a LOT of web pages – both good and bad. Mostly
bad. I helped some people out, but the requests began to
multiply out of control
, so I left. I could not save the Planet.

But you know what? The Planet does not need
saving.

And
here is why
.

And
here.

And
especially here.

Notice the spelling of all the cuss words?
That’s the new way to talk black. Really it is. Just ask these
guys

Much much more to come…..

 

 

 


linky winky

  

 

 

Black
Planet
is an HUGE African American based online
community. Each member gets their own web page, and best of all,
they actually design and use them. Think of the possibilities.

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Bored
Wednesday, June
13th, 2001
I’m bored with
this section and BP is too damn slow..even at work with a T1
line. Maybe I’ll replace it with…oh I don’t know.
 
BP Sucks?
Friday, May
25th, 2001
Black Planet has
gone through some changes. They’re trying to make it a more
respectable place. This will probably be better for them, but
for me it sucks as I was going to be leeching off their
not-so-respectable side.

Thin Patience
Wednesday, May
16th, 2001
Okay for some
reason that code from yesterday wouldn’t work to save my life.
The frustrating thing is that it takes for fucking ever for
pages to update in BP unless you log out and log in again, which
gets pretty darn taxing after a while.  I’ll work on the
code later.

h4X0r t|-|3 PL4|\|3T
Tuesday, May
15th, 2001
I
have a code
that automatically adds you to your visitor’s Friends List
without them immediately realizing it. I need to have someone
test it though as I can’t test it on myself. I’ll have to have
someone from work do it, and if there is anything wrong, I’ll
come back and fix it.

Monday Monday
Monday, May
14th, 2001
Yawn. I was
about to go to sleep, but then I came across this and I was
stunned back awake. My goodness. Winnie the Pooh and the
Flintstone kids in techno bubble land – and that’s all you see
since this page contains the classic
text-the-same-color-as-background thing going on.

Eventually
Sunday, May
13th, 2001

I haven’t updated my BP page in a while. In fact, nobody over
there even knows that this page exists. I’m going to have to
think of a way to get the word out, and I think it will probably
be through my page and through others’ guestbooks.

Black Planet
Friday, May 11,
2001.

About a year ago, my fellow co-workers seemed to all join BP at
the same time. Every five minutes I was being pestered with
design questions. “Why are my pictures so big?”
“Why is all my text all over the place?” “How do
I get the pictures that everyone else has? You know, the ones that move?”  I usually responded with an answer that
related to HTML or Front Page, but, alas, the Planet does not
work that way.

 
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