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“The future of our country hangs in the balance because the future of the American family hangs in the balance,” “In reality, this mindset is a recipe for anarchy.”“Their efforts are intended to force, by law, 97% of Americans to bow down to the desires of the approximately 3% who are homosexuals.” “Omnipotence… gotta get me some of that!”Mystery Creature Lurks In Baltimore County5:50 PMOutfoxedFair and BalancedCarl Cameron – Ass Kisser1:06 PMHappy TrippyCreepy Trippy4:07 PMMinister of Fear3:20 PMDamsels in Distress2:26 PMMmm… cheese.9:29 PMTHE “BRIEF SAFE”6:17 PM6:17 PMhttp://www.maskon.comTourist Trap6:28 PMcheck out my ebay auctions4:30 PMPlease the Rain GodStealProtest Animal CrueltyGet Stuck in the Cold1:17 PM

Sure they can spin their news however they want, but “” didn’t mean “right-wing propaganda machine” last time I checked.Anyway, Fox News reporter Carl Cameron, who is also a convention correspondent, is portrayed in the film sucking up to the then-governor Bush before an interview. About his portrayal, he recently complained, “It was an unfortunate piece of editing in the movie that gave a far worse impression than the reality.”What’s funny is that Mr. Cameron did not realize the cameras were rolling before the interview even began. Now he probably wishes he hadn’t blasted the documentary because the director has now released the pre-footage,  and by the looks of it, Cameron’s lips are so far up Bush’s butt that he could probably taste what GW had for dinner the night before.It’s almost embarassing to watch:

 – Yes, that is chalk. – You should have sound for this.

I LOVE this Flash presentation:

One of the highlights:

I bet you didn’t know that homosexuals control the USA, did you? No, I’m not saying that the government is run by homosexuals. If it did, America would probably be in a much happier place right now.What I am referring to is the apparent sudden power they have been given by the Republicans and other conservatives. I know what you are thinking. “But the Republicans want to outlaw gay marriage which will then eliminate homosexuality from the USA,” right?Wrong. They fear the power of the homosexual. How great is this power. HA! You have no idea, mortal!says Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Penn. See? American families will be DESTROYED by the homosexuals if they are allowed to continue breeding as they do!Other random quotes found in letters to the editor and political forums: I never knew Adam and Steve had anarchist intentions. But yeah, I can see how the government could collapse if two chicks tie the knot, can’t you?If gays can marry, America will be forced to bow down to them. Kind of like if aliens invaded our planet and killed all of our leaders.Oh crap… I really wanted to write more on this but we have tornado warnings going on right now. Obviously some homosexuals in the area are browsing through a wedding cake brochure, and the finger of God has come down to assist them in making their selection.I’ll continue this later. In the meantime, keep an eye out for homosexuals because if you are not careful, they may get married, and then you will be forced to live in a cage as their pets. At least the food should be decent.

The results are like if a fat blow-up doll came to life and started walking around like a human. While this might excite some people, the expressionless mask adds quite a bit of terror into the picture. Like… does this thing want to fuck me or kill me? Both?I can usually understand other fetishes, even the Furries. Afterall, they’re cute and cuddly. This bunch really makes me uneasy, and maybe therein lies the appeal? Note to the ones who wear the full body masks.This link is NOT workplace safe:After digging deeper into my psyche, I think the reason I have a problem with this is because I saw too many times when I was a kid. Shit. Not too many things get to me, but I think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. Hold me.

If you are into dietary supplements, creatine, glutamine, protein powders, amino acids, and all that fun fitness stuff, then I’m in the process of posting. I’m liquidating a bunch of EAS products for my company, and the starting prices are super-duper low. I can’t imagine them getting to much higher, so buy the shit and go work out and generate whatever those chemicals are that get produced when you excercise that are supposed to make you happy. Endorphins! That’s what they are. I just had to look up “people who excercise” crossed referenced with “Legally Blonde” to find that out.Feel free to buy my clothes and records while you are at it!