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Today I’ve been enjoying the pleasures of nettles.

So what do you think? Is it worth it? 

You’ve got 6 hours to get in that winning bid! 

Rock Posters 

Sunday Sunday Sunday 

Tamales of Death! 

Garden of Sin No More 

Today’s attempt to completely confuse homosexuals…. 

This is what we call “positive publicity” in Kentucky 

Happy Tuesday 

It was like, ‘You ain’t cool unless you got it.” 

This Looks Like a Job for Meat! 

I Love You Courtney 

I Like the Idea of Posting Pictures with No Explanation 

The Plight of Me 

Ashcroft Fines God $495,000 for Each Offensive Genitalia Created 

Back to the Easter Bunny 

Red Iceberg Ahead! 

Will They Blame the Jews? 

Eat Up Kids! 

Oops! 

“It just sounded so dreary” 

Saturday Night 

Burned out on eBay 

Jesus Vs. The Aliens 

Welcome Back Me 

I Love It When Things Work Right the First Time 

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  1. The guestbook is down. The database that it links to is now gone. At first I thought it was hacked (as if someone would hack a guestbook with one entry). Then I popped onto other sites I have (or have access to) with the same host and it turns out their databases are gone too. No word yet from the host. Obviously someone there did not pay attention to the “No Food or Drinks Allowed” sign in their server room.
  2. Netscape. Why must you force me to cooperate with you? My site looked just grand in Internet Explorer. Then it was brought to my attention that my site was messed up. I look at it in Netscape, and it looks like it got dropped onto its side onto a concrete floor. After a lot of struggling, I have appeased the Netscape overlord, but I am going to taunt him right now with this simple HTML element:

    Ha! You Netscape users can’t see that line as being purple, can you? Muahahaha. The colored horizontal rule still eludes you, Mr. Netscape.

  3. Sort of amusing… I’m getting lots incoming links to a page that I had taken down a long time ago, but when I reloaded the site, somehow it snuck in on me. I guess it’s more amusing than I thought. Unfortunately it’s missing an image that I know I tossed into the recycle bin at home, so when I dig her out, y’all can have fun.
  4. Something is directing people to a customized error page that also no longer exists in this site. I guess I best find it.






The Memory Hole > Military Personnel Wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan: A Photo Gallery12:52 PMSIZE 12 WEDDING DRESS/GOWN NO RESERVE12:37 PM2:13 PMrock poster1:32 AM10:13 PM7:06 PMMexican tamale vendor arrested after mutilated body found in his home11:37 AMGetty Museum9:45 AMOregon judge orders halt to gay marriage licencesCalifornia panel OKs bill to legalize same-sex marriage7:21 PMGun found in congressman’s carry-on bag7:17 PM4:38 PM‘Baghdad boil’ afflicts U.S. troops3:27 PMThe Big Texan–The 72oz. Steak1:12 PMIron Monkey10:38 AMnew solo albummedia clown1:10 PM7:17 PM4:44 PMGod Admits Genitalia Was a “Publicity Stunt”.4:15 PM6:40 PM
Red iceberg causes a stir in Greenland5:23 PMWhipping Of Easter Bunny Upsets Kids, Parents6:39 PMActivists Scream Over Booze-Flavored Ice Cream6:18 PMAir Marshal Leaves Gun in Airport Restroom1:52 PMdiedSubservient Chickenvery unusual movie quiz12:26 PMCheetah3:50 AM
Emperor Battle for Dune video game for PC

Unreal shooter video game for PC

Roller Coaster Tycoon plus Expansions PC Game

Diplomacy PC Game (Avalon Hill)

Xenogears by Squaresoft for Sony Playstation

Warriors of Might and Magic for Sony Playstation 2

2 MTG Revised Edition Starter Decks, Sol Ring included

De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising Pin

Belly rock pin (Tanya Donelly)

Queen Amidala Royal Ship star wars, magnetic, kids meal

Darth Vader / Yoda mirror box, star wars kids meal

Jack Daniels Bottle Opener / Spin Game Keychain

Abercrombie & Fitch mens button-down biggest shirt

Marilyn Manson Satanic Army T-shirt – very rare

Mass Relocating Robot (Shape Soft Armor) Anarchy Online
5:20 PMJesus Vs. The AliensEnjoy11:07 AMAnarchy OnlineThe Distillers9:08 PM10:27 AM





I put my collection back up.I updated all the links and irrelevant information, but I have a LOT of posters to add to the collection page. I’m sure I could add a lot more links as well. Now all I need is a frame collection to put the posters in, and I’d be set.



Eve’s Plum – I Want it AllInspiral Carpets – When Two World’s CollideDepeche Mode – Condemnation (Paris Mix), Rush (Spiritual Guidance Mix)The Heads – Damage I’ve Done (Johnette Napolitano on vocals)The Church – Aura, RippleKittie – BrackishThe London Suede – I’m holding Dog Man Star, but I don’t know what I’ll listen to yet.The Jayhawks – BlueHole – Northern StarNine Inch Nails – Hurt (This has been in my head since the Johnny Cash video hype)Portishead – I have the Portishead album and the Dummy album and I’ll think I’ll be listening to Dummy in it’s entirety while I play a game.







After a customer complained that their garden statues were too revealing, the employees of the G&L Garden Center in Hartsville, Tennessee have restored decency and morality to an otherwise cesspool of sin. Let’s just hope we don’t have any wardrobe malfunctions.This makes me recall an episode years ago when my Mother took my brother and me to the back when it was at its former location along the coast. As my Mother took her sweet time admiring the art, my brother and I went on ahead of her, and to our delight, we saw a sign that said something to the effect of, “Warning! Due to the sexual nature of the following exhibit, it may not be appropriate for all ages…. blah blah blah.”In Kidspeak, that means “Welcome, Curious Children! Enjoy!”Well, my Mother somehow did not see the sign, so when she came across her two children totally engrossed in ancient Greek pottery, she was both puzzled and pleased.”It’s so nice that my children are so well cultured that they can appreciate the rich art and the fine details of these plates and vases,” she thought. She walked up to us as we gawked at a large vase depicting what was obviously a Greek all-male chainfuck encircling a large vase.”So what are you boys looking at? Oh…”



In related news, a convoy of Mazda Miatas and Volkswagen Beetles was seen aimlessly traversing the Pacific Northwest apparantly not sure where they should be going.





Thank you, ladies, for dressing up to perfectly match my website scheme. The first round of frozen strawberry daquiris is on me.







I’m not a big movie goer. I’m more of a renter. One movie that I really wanted to see in the theater is Kill Bill Vol. 1, but I never got around to it. So last night we rented it, and I must congratulate the Kill Bill marketing machine on releasing Vol. 1 on DVD at the same time Vol. 2 hit the big screen. Now I HAVE to see Vol. 2 in the theater.The way Tarantino captured the elements of anime is absolutely brilliant.If you liked Kill Bill, check out .





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Fear is being used as a tactic way too much in this country… especially as of late. Scaring the jellybeans out of a bunch of kids is not going to encourage them to love Christ and be better people. On the contrary, the actions of that (God fearing) church make those kids worse off than when they actually enjoyed Easter. I could go on about the current fear-fueled government, but that would be a huge tangent.It’s no secret that churches breed conformity. They encourage you how to live (like us), what to think (like us), and who you should become (like us). Fine. That works for some. I’m not knocking it as that type of structure is good for a lot of people.What’s bad here is that you have an organization that saying, “Be like us,” and then beating the crap out of something very dear to children. Perhaps their actions are going to be something those kids will be able to share with others next Easter? Or maybe with their own kids one day?Makes you wonder what they have planned for Christmas? Santa better watch his back when popping down those Pennsylvania chimneys.



Personally I would have gone for a less blood-like color.Read about his goldfish exhibit too. Yikes.









This site is so weird. It’s almost disturbing. Basically, you tell a guy dressed up as a chicken what to do and he does it. I resisted the urge to get nasty with him, but “Do the YMCA” works just fine. He was sort of off when I told him to do The Hustle.I love when people who are really good at Photoshop have too much time on their hands. Check out this . You’ll need Excel for it to work.My desk has ants.



The next band came on and Bobbi said, “I don’t think that’s even them. Is that a girl?” Nope. It was another band that sucked… badly unless you like throwback acid rock from the 70’s. Again, no name was even mentioned, but the singer had long greasy hair. At least they left time open for socializing and going to the bathroom.Finally The Distillers came on. Brody actually looked very nice tonight… unlike her usual skanky self. I love The Distillers to death, and I didn’t even know that the lead singer played the guitar, so that was a pleasant surprise. Yes, they completely rocked, but they weren’t as good as I thought they’d be. At least they sang The Hunger.After the show we were torn. Do we go out or do we go home? Since we were in downtown Atlanta, I suggested going to the , which turned out to be a good call despite the price. My friend Rick is the GM there, so we got a great table for jugdging the runway. It was actually not the best night I’ve been there, but it’s always fun to bring a girl there regardless. If you are ever in Atlanta and want to do to a strip club, don’t bother with anywhere else. The Cheetah is IT… and I’m one who still think girls have the cooties.
















How random. 🙂 I have to hop in the shower. The Distillers await!



was the first website I ever made. The original version was back in 1997 or 1998 …jeez who can remember that long ago. It was made on an AOL account’s free webspace, which back then had a 2mb limit, so I had to stretch the site out over 3 different screenames.

It caused a nice little stir and won several of those cheesy awards that were so popular with “site-of-the-day” sites back then. When I cancelled AOL, the site went with it.In 2001 I gave it a face lift and piggy-backed it on the original Booboowackwack.com. Interesting to note that the guestbook was hosted by a free guestbook service, and that remained active even though the site was gone. It now contains just over 2 years of pure porn and viagra spam. I just configured my own server-side guestbook but I have a bunch of stuff to sell on eBay today, so that will come later., but if you are sensitive to religious challenge and humor, move along.



…well that coupled with the fact that I couldn’t stop playing . As of yesterday I cancelled it so I can move onto better things than the heroin-crack combo of an MMORPG. (Don’t get me wrong, it’s an absolutely BRILLIANT game. Check it out if you have 8 hours a day to spare)Now I’ve got to go salvage my other files from the previous site and see what fits in here. Jesus vs. the Aliens will definitely be back. I also have to see how to make a comments feature on this site. Apparently Blogger doesn’t do comments.I’m seeing tomorrow night. Yay!